The bizarre, unsolved mystery of my immortal, the worlds. Her name is rose christo, and her upcoming memoir will reveal the truth about what my immortal was all about among many other things. Sep, 2017 my immortal was both a celebration and an excoriation of fanfic. Based very loosely in the harry potter universe and featuring the blatant marysue protagonist ebony or often times enoby darkness dementia raven way, it reads like a detailed list of everything a fanfic author could ever possibly do wrong, only taken to exaggerated, horrifying extremes. My immortal emerged from, a domain that was and is. The plot of my immortal has an astounding number of problems, the least of these being that normal, muggle bands are allowed to have frequent concerts in an allwizard village, that the story doesnt attempt to follow any laws of physics, or that multiple passages in the story are repeated verbatim. It is a harry potter fanfiction that was originally posted to between 2006 and 2007. It was released by windup records on december 8, 2003, as the third single from the album. My immortal was both a celebration and an excoriation of fanfic. My immortal is the most famous, notoriously bad fan fiction ever written.
The term trolling in regard to the internet as opposed to fishing refers to the act of intentionally provoking emotions in people by baiting the text with rude, inappropriate, or otherwise outrageous suggestions. I did not write any of the text in this comic, someone known as tara gilesbie did. Alleged author of my immortal fanfic steps forward vulture. My immortal is set in the early 2000s instead of the 1990s. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. The site was created in 1998 and prides itself on being largely unfiltered by. If you want to start a awesomemyimmortal page, just click the edit button above. Oct 04, 2017 the memoir mostly focused on christos childhood in the new york foster care system, but it also touched upon a legend in harry potter fandom.
Oct 09, 2017 the my immortal memoir has been canceled, and the mystery of the notorious fanfic deepens. Dec 14, 2011 my immortal fanfic dramatic reading full version. My immortal truly is the literary version of an ed wood movie, and is one of my favorite fanfics to reread over and over again. What the my immortal reveal means for the fanfiction community. The bizarre, unsolved mystery of my immortal, the worlds worst.
My immortal is a song by american rock band evanescence from their debut studio album, fallen 2003. Originally written and posted to in 20062007, my immortal is the epic tale of ebony enoby darkness dementia raven way, a 17year old vampire attending hogwarts school in england. My immortal is a parody fanfic written by tara gilesbie. Special fangz get it, coz im goffik 2 my gf ew not in that way raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling.
For those of you who do not know what my immortal is, it is in short and most accurately completely retarded. Like any suethor, she shares many of the same traits of the primary protagonist of her story, ebony also known as enoby, ebomby or enony, but excluding the vampirism and magical powers. Mangos after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you cant have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. Known for its incomprehensible narrative and constant digressions, the story centers on a noncanonical female vampire character named ebony darkness dementia raven way and her relationships with the characters of the harry potter series, particularly her romantic relationship with draco malfoy. The my immortal memoir has been canceled, and the mystery of the notorious fanfic deepens. The story is infamous for its lack of quality and potential satirical purpose, along with the minor internet phenomenon of dramatic. My name is ebony way, and seeing as this is my story, i should begin by talking about it myself as to not waste time later on. As stated, tara gilesbie wrote my immortal under the profile name xxxbloodyrists666xxx on. Because apparently the author didnt realize that crack is coke. By 2016, when my immortal turned 10, it was widely acknowledged as the worst fanfic of all time.
I consider it an unexplainable phenomenon, i just enjoy reading it. My immortal is a harry potter based fan fiction serially published on fanfiction. This story is an attempt to remix the original with new scenes, new dialogue, grammarspelling fixes and more. Its very different from the badlywritten fanfic that. Ebony darkness dementia raven way is a seventhyear slytherin whos overwhelmingly beautiful, goff and has draco malfoy wrapped around her pale finger. Written by supertard tara gilesbie, my immortal was originally posted to sometime in 2006, but was subsequently deleted by the staff after causing a severe drop in the sites collective iq. My immortal is a harry potterbased fan fiction serially published on fanfiction. My immortal tag is still alive and kicking, full of nostalgic. My immortal is known on the interwebz as the worst fanfic of all time. Bonus vio finding out about it and dumping evil root beer out of a wine glass onto shadows head i was at my wits end. The infamous harry potter fanfiction my immortal dubbed worst fan fiction ever. Known for its incomprehensible narrative and constant digressions, the story centers on a noncanonical female vampire character and her relationships with the characters of the harry potter series, particularly her romantic relationship.
Tara describes getting dressed with as much care and attention to detail by her standards, anyway as other writers describe epic battle sequences. Regarded as the worst fanfiction in the history of all fan fiction, my immortal is highly entertaining. My immortal emerged from, a domain that was and is loathed by fanfiction connoisseurs. The memoir mostly focused on christos childhood in the new york foster care system, but it also touched upon a legend in harry potter fandom.
I only illustrated the story with my interpretation. Needless to say, we were a little excited when the adventures of ebony darkness dementia raven wayhogwarts student, goth or goff, enemy of preps. Everywhere she goes, her fellow students are smitten by her hot, goffik so beautiful its a curse body. Discord shenanigans caused me to draw shadow link writing the my immortal fanfiction. I recommended you read what i consider the birth child of taras fetus, which has sadly aborted time and time again.
Based very loosely in the harry potter universe and featuring the blatant marysue protagonist ebony or often times enoby, it reads like a detailed list of everything a fanfic author could ever possibly do wrong, only taken to exaggerated, horrifying extremes. But i cant help but be stuck with it until its changed. My immortal, by tara gilesbie, is the infamous harry potter fan fiction. Gothic makeovers, outofcharacter, and absolutely no sense at all. Its still under debate whether or not tara was genuine or actually trolling the fandom with her erroneous story, my immortal. Jun 06, 2007 my immortal is the most famous, notoriously bad fan fiction ever written. It ran for 44 chapters plus one that was posted when someone hacked taras account before tara ine. While it is ostensibly a harry potter fanfiction, my immortal bears strikingly little resemblance to the harry potter universe created by j. Tara gilesbie, aka xxxbloodyrists666xxx, is the infamous creator of my immortal and its primary author. By 2016, when my immortal turned 10, it was widely acknowledged as the worst fanfic. Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. Since the beginning of the works publication, it has gained infamy for its awful writing, plot inconsistency and complete disregard for the original harry potter. My immortal is a very loose harry potter fanfiction story about ebony or enoby darkness dementia raven way, a gothic teenage vampire girl who attends hogwarts school. Full text of my immortal by tara gilesbie, chapter one to chapter eleven.
By 2006 when id had my kids i was less active in fandom than id been for a while, so it took me a while to notice my immortal. Based very loosely in the harry potter universe and featuring the blatant marysue protagonist ebony or often times enoby darkness dementia raven way, it reads like a detailed list of everything a fanfic author could ever possibly. I have already begun my descent into the depths of chris chans legacy, so my immortal wouldnt hurt. It ran for 44 chapters plus one that was posted when someone hacked taras account before tara inexplicably stopped updating. In fact, the fanfic is so unbelievably bad that many refuse to accept that its real, insisting that tara was only trolling and that the story is really a. The first 15 chapters were edited by raven, aka bloodytearz666.
My immortal is a fan fiction written by tara gilesbie and based on the harry potter franchise it has earned itself the title of possibly being the worst fan fiction ever written due to excessively poor grammar, explicit spelling errors, a mary sue protagonist, completely nonsensical plot, and oocness. The only way i will be able to age again is if my soulmate kisses me and the chances of that are very little. My immortal fanfic dramatic reading full version youtube. A famous example of a troll is my immortal, a fanfiction loosely based on the popular harry potter series by j. I want to know if there are any equivalents to any of the fandoms that you guys lurk on. Basically, a few friends of mine and i have gotten into a contest to see who can get all the way. A reupload of the original worst fanfic ever created, my immortal by tara gilesbie. But the wilder ride comes in the hunt for answers about who, exactly, wrote this epic tale of conjuring and copulation. Magnus cries, throwing alec a scathing look, despite. Be careful, though, the only things that go in the main namespace are tropes and should be created through the ykttw system. I have already begun my descent into the depths of chris chans legacy, so my. I got out of the bathtub and put on a black lowcut dress.
Jul 24, 2017 im immortal because of my stupid brother. Mar 02, 2020 no one can truly hold the illustrious title of worst fanfic on the internet, but my immortal. They got all over my clothes so i took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while i put on a linkin park song at full volume. They got all over my clothes so i took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while i put on a linkin park song at full.
The notorious harry potter fanfic my immortal was written by a girl known only. Now, we all know what my immortal is and dont have to go through it again. My immortal is a harry potter fanfic authored by tara gilesbie under the penname of xxxbloodyrists666xxx, with assistance from a friend named raven penname bloodytearz666 and an additional, unofficial contribution from an anonymous hacker. Alleged author of legendarily bad fanfic my immortal steps forward, announces book deal. I did not write this the infamous worst fanfiction ever posted here, unedited, for ur lulz originally by tara gilesbie rated m for the then he put his thingie into my youknowwhat and we did it for the first time. Read to see how charlotte changes through all the years she lives and find out. The author, tara, probably wasnt a lesbian cree teen in foster care, and nothing is real.
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